(Source: therightnippleofarcher)

jessajohansson:

if u weren’t in the glee fandom from 2009-2012 then u can’t possibly understand… u have no idea… what it is like… what i’ve overcome… u have no fucking clue

(Source: daeneryus)

(Source: achickenforyourthoughts)

so little fucker. I heard you like to draw. how about drawing winnie-pooh??!
Anonymous

cocokat:

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

namisis:

brilliant-smallfish:

The gods know what you’ve done.

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years

spookybeyondmeasure:

(let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school;  you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends.    [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]

don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte

/// [[to listen]] ///

kawaiirostam:

[aziz ansari voice] :D

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy)

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: acestiless)

thebedfordkooks:

If you like pina coladas…

(Source: vine.co)

The difference with a single player game is that in the same way you lose yourself in a good novel, you can lose yourself in a single player story. You see it in all these games, where you can fill your house with turnips or decorate your armor with a dragon skull. It lets you go inside for a little while and, well, not hermit up necessarily, but be in another place and time for a while. It is escapism and you can’t really have that when ‘BonerLord247’ goes running past you in the middle of a raid.--

Mike Laidlaw, Wired (UK)

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unclefather:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shhh stop talking"

chessieness:

This is me

(Source: frolic-chronis)

someone come write this paper abstract for me so I can go to sleep

lieutenantbites:

borderlandtwo:

lieutenantbites:

cowboybot active…….starting up……..
cowboy.exe………..loaded
yeehaw.mp4……….loaded
horse.mov………..loaded

texasbot mark III is ready to deploy

MISSION PARAMETERS: DESTROY THE CITY SLICKERS

dmonarkworld:

cyborglovesong:

Dating advice from Commander Shepard.

OMG

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