theonion:

Area Man Mystified By Layout Of Adjacent Town’s Kroger

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

muffining:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

THIS IS SO CUTE

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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Flaws (Acoustic)
by Bastille
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gingerb3ard:

In case anyone needs some cheering up at the moment.

area0302:

[Howl’s Moving Castle] Howl & Sophie

  • me: what's your ethnicity
  • white: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name

(Source: utsunderthesky)

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

(Source: ellendegeneres)

circumcising:

all sex jokes aside tho i am actually quite lonely 

tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the apple guy.

(Source: tenderandcruel)

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