sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

corgiaddict:

sorryyourenot:

omfg

um, HOW CAN I MAKE THIS HAPPEN IN MY LIFE?!?!?!

digg:

This little kid is NOT happen that his mom is pregnant. [Video via]

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

(Source: jrelyt)

Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.--this author has obviously never eaten or ….seen a pomegranate (via the-milk-eyed-mender)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

arousingsounds:

Mitch Hedberg. *sigh*

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

seasaltandcastles:

andrew-jason:

ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.

THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”

Drax listens to some music.

(Source: schrodingersowen)

chead:

bonerfart:

i think about this scene a lot

Haha. You think about everything.

(Source: valkyrie-freyja)

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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grawly:

inabasket:

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

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curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

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